Kansas City: The only city
to boo Led Zeppelin off the stage. Where Ted Nugent took it in the teeth
with a pinball. From the MIGHTY INDUSTRIAL MIDWEST, birthplace of Rock
and Roll, Heavy Metal, Punk Rock, Cheap Beer, the Bomp Pop, the 1.969 Dodge
Charger, and anything else that was ever worth a fuck, comes the Final
Conclusion of these influences: CRETIN 66, faithfully championing Sex,
Rock and Roll, and super-human marijuana consumption as the 
only
hope for the entire planet, these lads have but one objective...Blow your
goddamn 
head
off!!. To avoid costly trials and extended jail time, the Cretin 66 boys
have opted to administer their brand of violence legally, sonically, upon
the minds and ears of paying customers. Subversive? Like an unholy livin'
motherfucker! Commercial? As commercial as the Lemon Pipers, The Shangri-Las,
or Sammy Johns. Fueled by the best Punk Rock from the 60's, 70's, and 80's
Cretin 66 is like a riot and a sock hop rolled into one Super Sound Sensation,
playing hard rock for people who like to rock hard! Call it Heavy Metal,
call it Punk Rock, but don't call it "alternative". Cretin 66
is pure, undefined, kick-ass Rock and Roll. Get the proof!!, here's "BLACK
FLAG RECORDS BACKWARDS" E.P. CONFEDERACY OF THE SCUM MEMBERS!!!!!!
